ALOCS Shorts Care Guide What to Know First

What you will find on the racks at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup

The actual catalogue is a good deal narrower than the noise surrounding it would suggest. Count the listings and the label’s own store lists about 154 products, and roughly 43% of size variants sold out at any one time. All of this is pulled from the brand’s published listings copy as it was written in September 2026, because ALOCS clothing is copied alocs cargo shorts constantly and counterfeits rarely match the published specs. In Los Angeles in 2018, Desto Dubb started the label, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. Production has stayed local: the copy still says pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there. The prices below reflect the levels published as of September 2026, and streetwear prices move, so check before you commit.

A look at the price tiers

Four figures shoulder most of cough syrup clothing. At the brand’s own store as of September 2026, a tee runs about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150. Under that band, socks, boxers and tanks make up a small-goods band of about $25 to $70. Workwear and outerwear sit above it, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. In the store, nothing is priced below $25 or above $350. Discounts are selective, and the mystery-item line is the steadiest half-price route in.

T-shirts and tees

The cough syrup tees are the spine of the line and the usual starting point. The main price is about $150, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks between roughly $48 and $100. Read everything else against the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. Graphics in rotation include King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage, most of them at the same level. Fit gets published garment by garment: the Warning tee is true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look. The brand says to order one or two sizes bigger on the Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees, which are lightweight and cropped.

Hoodies and zip-ups

Reckon on about $150 to $200 for hoodies, because the $200 level covers nearly every men’s style. The Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie is the heavyweight reference: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. At the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem sits its yellow woven label, and that is useful to know when you inspect one. The ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies sit around it, all near $200. Under that comes the Zip-Up Classic Hoodie nearer $150, and the women’s crop versions sit lower again. A published fit note appears on only the classic, and it reads true to size.

The sweatpants

Sweatpants line up with hoodies at about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, is what the Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants are built from, with the logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. Think gym-floor sweat rather than thin mall joggers, because of that weight. Beyond the classic come Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants. “Flare Classic Sweapants” is how one listing reads, the brand’s own typo, and it tells you how fast this catalogue turns over. The classic pair is listed as true to size.

The shorts rail

ALOCS shorts span about $60 to $150 and are the least expensive way into the main line. The Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts make up much of the $150 men’s group. Near $100 come the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts, and the women’s booty shorts near $60. Since materials are not published on most of them, you judge the graphic, the cut and the price rather than a stated weight. The rest carry no fit note, and the women’s booty shorts are listed as true to size. Rather than a waist measurement, printed shorts go by the apparel size run.

Denim

The shortest list in the store is denim. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the collection’s one product, at about $150 after previously showing $300. The spec reads mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. The colours here are grey, black and green, purple and red, in waist sizes 28 to 44. The brand publishes true to size, with a note to size up one for an oversized cut. That word appears nowhere in the brand’s catalogue even though shoppers call denim shorts jorts, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Jackets plus workwear

This is the expensive end of the rack, about $200 to $350. A Dickies programme is the spine here: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend is what the Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses, published true to size. Both a quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants land at about $250. Outerwear outside that programme comes down to the ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200. These pieces size by waist, 28 to 44, not by the usual apparel run.

Accessories and small goods

Accessories, which reach from about $25 to $250, hold the widest spread here. The top of the range is belts at about $250 each, covering the ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt. Step down and you get the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. Small goods finish the list: socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. A published fabric appears on the boxers alone, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend, made in Los Angeles. Everything else here sells on graphic and hardware rather than on a spec sheet.

Women’s and kids

The women’s range covers roughly $48 to $160 across crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80. Near $100 sits a cropped zip-up hoodie, and the Rich Girls Crop Hoodie near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette. The copy publishes 100% combed cotton on tanks and crop tops, with the measuring line side print down the seam on some. Not much sits in kids: a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. Footwear amounts to the Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection. Buy your usual size, because nothing here carries a published fit note.

The missing categories at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup right now

Headwear is the gap that surprises people most. Zero products came back from the store’s hat collection when it was checked in September 2026, so nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale. They have existed in the past: the brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, and the trademark covers headwear, so the category can return. One collaboration shoe stands in for a department, which makes footwear almost as thin. There is also no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on the store, which is why fit has to be read garment by garment. About 43% of size variants read sold out at the time of checking, so an unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.